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When you drunk and bored but there's 3ft of snow outside and you're stuck inside.
When she tells you her parents aren't home but you're missing a wheel
Looks like you're paying full price today
This is what tellers are actually doing when they're telling you they're working as hard as they can while clicking furiously.
When mom tell's you to act your age, but you believe you're 5.
When you're trying to convince mom you have a boyfriend but you arrived alone.
When you're a few million years late to the extinction...
When you trying to be a mom but still fit in with the dads
And yet they always think you're the stupid one.