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Sorry MLB, the NFL's just a better sport when they're not protesting against the country that made them filthy rich
And if you're deaf, I'll just look like I'm really surprised for a very long time
You're not fooling me again, cops
And you're in a Hyundai
When your parents tell you to hold down the house while they're away
When you're illiterate but trying to get you're nut on
That awkward moment when you're the only one who thinks the water feels good, but it's freezing!
Just when you think you're about to lose faith in humanity, something like this happens
When you're trying to get your rest on but still watch the game