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Quick, someone throw a spider on the floor and watch them run.
Need to mine them .00000000000002 coins. Going to make my electric bill money back in 2083!
Don't let them freeze
Bring them inside when it's cold
Fun fact, not all babies are cute. In fact, most of them aren't.
One of them gets paid, the other one doesn't.
Rocking them gators
And smile as if you're going to get one of them, even though you knew what you were getting before you even walked in the door
This is why men don't trust women who tell them they're pregnant.