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My teacher once told me there is no such thing as a bad student, only bad teachers. 2 months later she kicked me out of class and told me she's given up.
12 major retractions in a single week? There's comedians with more credibility.
Weird, there's just ahead floating above the seat
Excuse me Mr. Kitty cat, there's a cat on your back.
The coconut crab: a harmless arboreal giant
Spiderman, stop, there's kids around!
Every here and there she bends down and takes a bite
There's only one way to talk to short people, don't!
When you teleport to a place that's changed drastically since the last time you were there