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I keep telling my wife the same thing.
State Farm claim's they're always there when you need them. I call BS!
I like your twins...
If my internet went down, I could do all kinds of things.
Girl's be like, I practiced...
I bet it makes her wanna blow up, or something.
I dunno, Jim has been such a dick lately.
When I start to skim my facebook feed.
On the good side, at least I'm not Beyonce...