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Those mosquitoes that fly into your car, they only do it because they're wasted!
Sorry MLB, the NFL's just a better sport when they're not protesting against the country that made them filthy rich
The coconut crab: a harmless arboreal giant
They'll start growing new carrots and that'll traumatize her for life.
YUGE! I'm YUGE! They all tell me that...
How dare they sell that uncut!
Next time you think they don't make a hat for that, think again!
Well, they'll be easy to identify if their ever lost
We all have a few of these people in our family that do this every cookout, then they ask if it's okay to take home a plate.