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This sign should be in all tattoo shops
If I ever one on one of those food shows, this is my dish
"Excuse me sir, do you know where any picnic baskets are?"
When you have a jacked off in a while and she comes in nude
"This is how I die"
When her boyfriend comes through the kitty door early from window watching
This is why just dumped the entire can out, I know I'm not stopping
This is why they say lies get bigger and bigger once told
This delivery girl shan't be stopped