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Next time you think they don't make a hat for that, think again!
I don't think he's going to make it to college…
Santa knows where he wants to lay some presents this year
Don't worry, she's looking up your symptoms on Web M.D. It looks like cancer. Or perhaps you just drank too much last night.
Shhh. Don't tell the bitch where we were
Don't be a basic bitch
"Can't believe this bitch got me out here filling up her car, better let me lay some bones tonight"
Someone Stealing my poops. Now I don't bury them!
I don't think she understands how handcarts work