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It's all fun and games until you spill spaghetti on a white shirt...
That's one way to hit a wheelie in your boat
I feel like the inside has a disclaimer on what "good" means.
Just wait until he gets up all those stairs and remembers he was an atheist
Didn't know she got hit by a car that morning.. Oops.
"OMG it's coming" "you hit it"
When that sudden realization hits you definitely are too fat.
Try the gulag gravy, it's to die for.
"It always seems impossible until it's done." - Nelson Mandella (After downing 6 Tide Pods)