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I can't believe this is an actual TV show
Next time you think they don't make a hat for that, think again!
The ghetto version of Titanic just isn't the same
Just in case sh*t gets real.
She just... left. She didn't even try to pay the bill.
Don't worry, she's looking up your symptoms on Web M.D. It looks like cancer. Or perhaps you just drank too much last night.
When the family member you really couldn't stand dies, and you really just want to liven up the party.
"Can't believe this bitch got me out here filling up her car, better let me lay some bones tonight"
No, Martha, you can't sit with me!