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When movies attack.
when crazy cat lady starts a business
when a drummer spills his Guinness
But it's funny when you do it to me, human!
When you got a jihad at 6, but a Hula Hoop competition at 5:30
When you have no intention on sharing the bed.
Next time don't respond with "I dunno" when the barber asks what haircut you want.
When you forget how to life.
When your family is visiting and grandma doesn't know you smoke..