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When you ran out of space on your non-porn hard drive
When the Ferris wheel reached the top Winnie the Pooh questioned was theme really worth it.
When Netflix and chill falls through...
When you know you quitting anyway...
When your Dr's office seems like a leather chair audition.
I'll never forget you.... and when you ate my bone. You lying bitch!
Redneck Dream Catcher
when you got a woody
When she says make sure you don't mess anything up and we can have sex later