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When you forget your at a beach near the Mexican border
When you're starting to run out of excuses for not coming in work
When fat girls be like, "I'm eating healthy this week"
When you play family feud in prison
When you shoot the deer that was drinking your beer
Sh*ts about the get real
But when I do it suddenly I have the cops called and the sexual harassment case
Great values keeping it real
When you're definitely to wasted to be out in public