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Either she's really tall or he's really short
When she gives you head in the car and it's been a while since you've masturbated
He may be ugly but he's bad ass at pounding the skins, drum skins that is!
When you teleport to a place that's changed drastically since the last time you were there
Maybe he's blind like the one Dave Chapelle skit
He's actually just there to pick up bitches waiting for their owners, the pets are just a bonus
Man's best friend is also a good look out for when you're in class cheating
It's definitely a problem when you're ordering off-line, people think you're just retarded
Where's the Ghostbusters when you need them