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When its okay to ask a woman if she's pregnant
This is what happens when you tell your kids all their lives they can be anything.
Santa got busted with all 3 Ho's.
You may want to start worrying about your kid when this is what you walk into
Sorry MLB, the NFL's just a better sport when they're not protesting against the country that made them filthy rich
When it's your turn at the public Christmas tree and other families keep encroaching
When she says rough skin turns her off, but that's all you got
Mistakes were made, perhaps it's when I requested the extra guacamole
When she's a butter-face