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When a girl tells you you're looking like you work out and you start getting a big head
When the wife says if you build that shelf you've been talking about you'll get some
Probably the only 2 things that will give you some crazy disease from that place
We all have that one friend who just seems to constantly make bad life choices
When that friend you can't stand asks you for some dap
When the barber didn't understand what you meant when you said "a little on the top and a little in the back"
When your owner lays down that bomb food… Puppies be damned!
When you're trying to convince your friends you moved to a nice neighborhood, but in truth you moved to the ghetto because that's all you can afford
For when you want to look like you've been in a drive-by shooting
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