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Why is it females legs suddenly become full of never-ending stamina when shopping?
Just when you think life is getting better
When you talked smash to the wrong office rivals.
When she says if you can get her car home she'll have a threesome with you.
When you broke but have a date later on that night
When you're trying to get your rest on but still watch the game
That awkward moment when every single outfit looks exactly the same
When your dad's Gumby
This is what happens when you get too drunk after a concert