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When you know you quitting anyway...
When your Dr's office seems like a leather chair audition.
I'll never forget you.... and when you ate my bone. You lying bitch!
when you got a woody
Sir, why do you have to send it through inflated?
When she says make sure you don't mess anything up and we can have sex later
When you give the company your 2 weeks notice
When she says if you fix my shower we can have sex
I wonder if and when they are hiring?
NeverGoFullDerp
