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When you're the only one in the car club who can't afford a kit
When your wife says she really believes in equality
Just when you think you have a moment to enjoy life, life responds
This kid saw his chance, and he took it! This is how legends are born
That's one way to handle this. The other way was to flatten all their tires and call the tow truck
When you gotta take a chill time from your bitch
When girls don't shave all winter
We need to talk about this half-empty bowl
When she took a pause before saying till death do us part