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When you're in college now but have a hard time growing up.
Santa got busted with all 3 Ho's.
When visiting Thailand, watch out for the local thieves.
Especially when you lock eyes with the clerk when entering
When living in Alaska...
You may want to start worrying about your kid when this is what you walk into
When Mittens found out they stopped selling his favorite brand of Friskies, things escalated quickly.
When you have no intention of ever taking up your yard displays
When your buddy grows up and moves on to bigger things
NeverGoFullDerp
