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When you know it's time to go back to the kung fu classes and get a refund
When it's 100° outside in the AC stops working
When your owner lays down that bomb food… Puppies be damned!
When those 12 bit graphics blew your mind!
When you're trying to convince your friends you moved to a nice neighborhood, but in truth you moved to the ghetto because that's all you can afford
When gravity stretches your neck and had just a little too far
When he's not out stealing picnic baskets, Yogi is jazzing it up in the streets
When you hear they can use your harddrive to track your search history even if you clear the cache.
When your a hot chick at the gym