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The things you find on a goodwill rack
When rappers start liking hummus
When they're fed up with heroin addicts knocking on their door at 12 AM
When doing computer tech support and you're waiting for that old lady to finally get what you are talking about.
When your going to make damn sure Bill doesn't beat you to the fishing spot again
When you're riding your bike through a bad neighborhood.
Now that's when you know you have a great mattress
When you show her the proof that she isn't actually big boned using your 3-D printer.
When you work at CVS but have dreams of writing catchy titles