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Gotta see if she'll be home alone tonight
When you broke but have a date later on that night
When you're trying to get your rest on but still watch the game
This is what happens when you get too drunk after a concert
When thinking of how many ways you could kill yourself gets creative
When you ask for the Charlie Brown meets Pippi Longstocking
When the crabs hear you can get rid of crabs for cheap
Needless to say, they have a hard time waking up
When you lose a bet and suddenly it becomes a weekly ritual.
NeverGoFullDerp
