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When everybody's birthday celebrated at the office but yours
When you just chillin' and someone pops up out of nowhere.
When the chair realizes she is a he and wants no part of it.
When it was so good you gotta let others know, but you don't know anyone.
When you really the star of the photo.
When doing something cool gone incredibly wrong
When the human's stopped buying the good food.
I just laugh after I say it, it makes it clear.
When you hear someone say "who's food is this" and know you have some bangin' leftovers in there
NeverGoFullDerp
