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This is what tellers are actually doing when they're telling you they're working as hard as they can while clicking furiously.
When mom tell's you to act your age, but you believe you're 5.
When you're trying to convince mom you have a boyfriend but you arrived alone.
When you're a few million years late to the extinction...
When you're booty so flat it's the perfect screen projector
When you're desperate for Cupid the strike you
When you're HAF, trying to take piles of food back to your desk quietly...
When you're the only girl in the class and you need help
When you're a sh*tty musician, but you promised to play her love songs to win her over until you died...