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Don't question me, kid.
When Netflix and chill falls through...
When you know you quitting anyway...
When your Dr's office seems like a leather chair audition.
I'll never forget you.... and when you ate my bone. You lying bitch!
when you got a woody
When she says make sure you don't mess anything up and we can have sex later
When you give the company your 2 weeks notice
When she says if you fix my shower we can have sex