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When she tries to wrangle you but you haven't busted in a few days
When your marketing team doesn't really have your company's best interest
When you're trying to get the body you want for a photo
When your little brother asks you for helping you remember he took your pop tarts earlier
When you take your grilling seriously
When you see somebody at the mall neither of you want to talk to
That's how he can afford a car
When the owner makes you clean your litter box for noms
It just doesn't look the same when guys do it