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Suddenly I don't think I'm hungry anymore. I'll just go back home.
There WAS a little air coming in the window. Just ignore those huge cracks though.
Just when you think this day couldn't get any worse
File this under "not my problem"I refuse to hand out carrot sticks to kids I know will end up in the trash.
When Whiskers heard Trump was going to Grab'em by the P*ssy. She thought she had a shot!
Even in death, got jokes!
Me when my wife tells me nonsensical facts she thinks I need to know... Over and over again!
The Sesame Street characters who didn't believe in global warming weren't allowed to partake in the propaganda video. So they went to the bar.
When washing a spoon goes wrong