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Don't lie. You've done it too.
When you get in a wreck with anything as small as a bicycle it automatically converts into a coffin
When you suddenly convert your hobby into an actual job
When she took a pause before saying till death do us part
When the wife says if you build that shelf you've been talking about you'll get some
When you've been hit in the catnip all day
How to tell if you walked into the girls bathroom
That awkward moment you realize you're supposed to be receiving royalties for taking part in a doctor sign
It certainly seems like this sometimes, other times you bite into molten lava like cheese