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When you forget your wife is on your shoulders and think she is lost in the crowd..
Enjoy your Brain Freeze while hopped up on Caffeine
That awkward moment when you're the only one who thinks the water feels good, but it's freezing!
Just when you think you're about to lose faith in humanity, something like this happens
When you ugly AF but your mom calls you handsome.
:: Queue Romantic Dance Music ::
How to piss off your co-workers.
When you get in a wreck with anything as small as a bicycle it automatically converts into a coffin
When hobbits tell you they'll hook you up with a nice motorcycle