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When the chef tells you dinner is as fresh as it could possibly get
When she says if you move that for her mom, she'll hit you off later tonight in bed
When you get home from a hard day at work and just don't care who's sitting on the couch across from you.
When your food gets trapped in the machine.
Be sure to properly balance your Sharks at least once a week
When all else fails.
When a hot girl asks if you would bang her on her period
When cigarettes are life
When I'm watching movies and can't stand a good guy