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When her Tinder profile says horses turn her on...
Shadows telling who you truly are
You can almost feel the love in the room, almost.
It's an old picture of him, when someone stole his noms..
When you trying to spot that fine bitch across the way
When you're just trying to look busy so the wife doesn't give you more sh*t to do
When you got a poop while at the grocery store, but you still need groceries.
Thou shalt judge
When you're owner says he's better at the doggie paddle than you are...