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Maybe the doctor just didn't want you to reproduce because you're so damn stupid
When you cut-and-paste in the wrong spot
The handshake that you never wanted
When teachers use search engines
When you leaving but you want everybody to know you're mad
You can trust him!
So that's why you don't touch an electric wire with a stick..
Not what you want to say after eating Christmas dinner at a new friends house
You just don't grab a Muslim chicks booty and get away with it.