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If you're 25 or older you get it
When you're definitely to wasted to be out in public
When you're dealing with a real smart ass
That's how it starts, next thing you know she's pregnant on MTV
When you're on a manhunt for a dangerous criminal but the wife said bring home the milk
When you're tired of taking the hills
Man's best friend is also a good look out for when you're in class cheating
It's definitely a problem when you're ordering off-line, people think you're just retarded
When your parenting and just say screw it, nothings working!