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We all have that friend who drives like a maniac, if you don't, IT'S YOU!
When you teleport to a place that's changed drastically since the last time you were there
That's how it starts, next thing you know she's pregnant on MTV
Man's best friend is also a good look out for when you're in class cheating
It's definitely a problem when you're ordering off-line, people think you're just retarded
When your mom's a devout atheist but you found Jesus.
Anyone else think it was funny she think she's a goddess simply because she's pregnant? Newsflash, you're not!
When you're trying to hide at grandma's house
When It's that time of the month again