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When you're starting to run out of excuses for not coming in work
If you're 25 or older you get it
When you're definitely to wasted to be out in public
When you're dealing with a real smart ass
Do you want to try E?
When you're on a manhunt for a dangerous criminal but the wife said bring home the milk
When you're tired of taking the hills
Man's best friend is also a good look out for when you're in class cheating
It's definitely a problem when you're ordering off-line, people think you're just retarded