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When you see somebody at the mall neither of you want to talk to
When the fire alarm goes off and Fido is trying to sleep
When they're trying to tell me perhaps I shouldn't have taken any cake
When you think you're writing something funny on a toilet stall and it backfires
When you're about to take the test you know you're going to fail anyway
We all have that one coworker who always wants to do something with you, but you can't stand
When you're trying to convince your friends you moved to a nice neighborhood, but in truth you moved to the ghetto because that's all you can afford
For when you want to look like you've been in a drive-by shooting
Buffalo Bill just wants you to buy his moisturizer, so buy his F*cking moisturizer