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When your dad's Gumby
Calm ya tits. You're not special!
You're not funny, human!
You're not fully me, China!
This isn't the road you're looking for
When your food gets trapped in the machine.
When I'm watching movies and can't stand a good guy
Let's protest the company you're proudly wearing! Socialist logic
When your hippie teacher starts rocking out her favorite Spanish tunes