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How to piss off your co-workers.
When you get in a wreck with anything as small as a bicycle it automatically converts into a coffin
When hobbits tell you they'll hook you up with a nice motorcycle
When she says "sitting by the fireplace turns her on"
If you don't want people to look, don't put billboards on your ass! Especially flat ones.
When driving gives you anxiety
When you told her not to ask you to empty the pool again or there would be consequences.
Parents, teach your kids not to do this.
When life is, blah.