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When you really hate your job…
The walk of shame, when you're a pizza
When Mexico heard the United States wasn't sending back children who hopped the border illegally
Sorry MLB, the NFL's just a better sport when they're not protesting against the country that made them filthy rich
That awkward moment you slide 5 feet to short, with your face!
When it's your turn at the public Christmas tree and other families keep encroaching
When Westerners use ATMs in Asia
When she says rough skin turns her off, but that's all you got
When you tell her to write down all the things that you do that irritate her, and you promised you'll change them.