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When she uses a flower scented douche
When she tells you if you can fix her truck she'll do wild things in the bed, but you don't have the right tools
When you piss off a crazy chick
When your girl keeps telling you how ripped you look
When UPS forgets to pay the bills
When she gives you head in the car and it's been a while since you've masturbated
Where's the reset button?
When you rub the genie lamp you fine under the seat
When her man comes home and you got to get out quickly