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Look, all your nightmares in one spot
When you've been hit in the catnip all day
We all have that one fat friend who always wants to fit in
When you're trying to convince your friends you moved to a nice neighborhood, but in truth you moved to the ghetto because that's all you can afford
When you're in boot camp and they're trying to teach you to adapt to all situations
When you ripped one in the car but the windows don't go down all the way
When you're the only girl in the class and you need help
When the alcohol kicks in all at once
When you need that extra hour of overtime in your check this week