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When the owner makes you clean your litter box for noms
He has to go to the bank to make a DePawsit
When they're trying to tell me perhaps I shouldn't have taken any cake
Future lawyer in the making
This is why they say lies get bigger and bigger once told
We all have that one fat friend who always wants to fit in
We all have that one coworker who always wants to do something with you, but you can't stand
They need to fill that position quickly
When you hear they can use your harddrive to track your search history even if you clear the cache.