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When you're rich and want to go duck hunting, but it's out of season.
"Hey, put animal planet back on!"
When you're a fully mechanical organism, but that last Vivaldi Symphony was the sh*t!
"You forgot to fill my bowl"
Such a romantic poem, with a happy ending
Are you my brother?
One of them gets me hot and bothered...
Mom, can you please tell her to move? She's in my bed again!