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Can't see the haters
When you dreamed of getting a Bugatti, but still can't afford to get out the trailer park!
Can't flip the truth.
Santa can't deliver everything.
Can't say he'll be wrong
Bullwinkle can't take another turn down
Can't wait until she notices this
This can only go one of two ways. I'm dead, or sh*t's getting freaky tonight. The cat will watch, like usual. Creepily.
Not sure why I can't look away from us