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Don't question me, kid.
"Girl, Give me your number. I don't care if you have a man"
When she says make sure you don't mess anything up and we can have sex later
Alcoholism and the Rubik's cube just don't mix
Don't blame God for that monstrosity
Don't get any ideas...
"I Don't care what that bitch said, I only share my kibbles with you..."
I should have been more careful, now I must use the cheap sh&t
Friends don't let friends get alcohol poisoning