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Vegans sitting across from me bragging about how they don't eat meat and feel great, I'm here like...
Excuse me mam, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and Savior, Slenderman?
Sh*t's about the get real!
Not a man's best friend. I hope you're reading this Bowser!
Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about the movie Twilight
Dreaming about bitches and bones
Talk about fail!!
Everyone asking about what I'm doing for Valentines and I'm just standing here like
Environmentalist be like... "Do you have a moment to talk about carbon emissions affect on the environment?"