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Those mosquitoes that fly into your car, they only do it because they're wasted!
Staying safe at work
When you have no intention of ever taking up your yard displays
When your buddy grows up and moves on to bigger things
When you really hate your job…
That awkward moment you slide 5 feet to short, with your face!
When it's your turn at the public Christmas tree and other families keep encroaching
Behind the burqa and stuck in your house without their men's approval to leave
When you just straight up give up your job as a translator