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When it's time for the kid to go to bed, but he doesn't want to listen!
Mind = blown
When it rained both times you went to the beach this year and someone asks if you want to go again...
When she keeps telling you how much she loves you, but you smell another cat on her breath.
Psst... Want to hear about our Lord and Savior Winnie the Pooh
Sir, I've had a Ruff, Ruff day... Please just tell me what you want.
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When you're rich and want to go duck hunting, but it's out of season.
When you really want everybody to know you smoke weed