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Plot Twist : That's another guys hand.
Take that, Cupid!
Nope. I wasn't drooling, that was from the water I drank an hour ago.
Is that an old man? Creepy!
He didn't listen, and that's why I'm here Warden.
And that's how Fido got castrated.
That cat looks jelly.
Pickup Line that should never be said again...
That wasn't a booty slap....